My mom grows the best weed

Andrea Bellamy |

• Miscellaneous

It’s official: my family grows the best weed in town.

What? Not something to be proud of? This is British Columbia, you know. And this is award-winning weed.

Before you get all “well, I never!”, let me explain. My mom’s garden club has a yearly competition. You know – best rose, best foliage, best berries. That sort of thing. And then there are a couple of just-for-fun categories, including best weed. To my knowledge, no one’s ever entered cannabis, but my mom now has a ribbon hydroponic growers would covet…

Best Weed

It’s a doozy, isn’t it? And well deserving of recognition. Congrats, mom. Heavy Petal salutes you!

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Comments

1. eeek, you are going to get your Mom arrested! And is that a bald patch I see on one side…you sneak.

Comment by Maryam in Marrakech - July 6, 2007

2. THAT is one smokin’ weed! Great job, Mom!

Comment by Chitweed - July 6, 2007

3. LOL! :-D

   Well done! Now that’s a fun contest. Congrats to your mom. She’s definitely a winner!

   :-)
   Dawn

Comment by Dawn - July 6, 2007

4. But what is it? I will admit to having a weed in the back corner of my house that I am letting grow just to see how tall it will get. It’s as tall as me now, but much bushier than your mother’s weed, so I might be able to give her a run for her money!

Comment by Natalie - July 7, 2007

5. How much do I love your blog? Let me count the ways…
   Outing your Mom for growing “the best weed” made me laugh so hard I got a cramp!

Comment by germi - July 7, 2007

6. no wonder you’re so awesome. thanks heavy petal’s mom!

Comment by bright - July 7, 2007

7. I’ve nominated you for bloggers for positive global change: http://ottawahortiphilia.blogspot.com/2007/07/bloggers-for-positive-global-change.html

Comment by Ottawa Gardener - July 9, 2007

8. Glad I could bring a smile to your faces, guys! You should see the psychadelic ribbon she won. Wild!

Comment by Andrea - July 10, 2007

9. is this supposed to be a joke???
   or like a play on play???

Comment by iamz - November 13, 2008

10. Tell ur mom I can Help her sale ALL of that In a Hour!!

    So mom… how did she smoke?? “LOL”

Comment by Ashley - November 17, 2008

11. thats not weed

Comment by nick - December 17, 2008

12. Okay, potheads. Let me explain. Yes, this is a joke. No, it’s not weed. It’s A weed. Got it?

Comment by Andrea Bellamy - December 17, 2008

13. Nice Good job mom!

Comment by Angela - February 11, 2009

14. I am so glad i am not the only one who “spares a weed”. I have one i have been giving flower and tomato nutes. Its healthier than the rest. I figured out i need to cut down the feedings. Thanks Weed!

Comment by Garden MAN with cape - March 31, 2009

15. I grow for the club. i have the best purp ever right now.. i should see if high times will put it in the mag

Comment by keith - December 24, 2009

16. i have absolutely no idea what that is but i suggest that u don’t smoke it

Comment by c - August 13, 2010