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Things you shouldn’t be finding in your garden

February 27, 2008 by Andrea Bellamy 13 Comments

This is from an email forward… Childish, but it made me giggle. Warning: not for the prudish. Happy hump day!

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  1. DeerDominique says

    February 27, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    The “spooning couple” is incredible. The fiery peens….hilarious.

  2. paola says

    February 27, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    Am I being incredibly naive in not having any idea how these are made? Do they grow them in moulds or something?

  3. Jim/ArtofGardening says

    February 27, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    No comment.

  4. kate says

    February 27, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    These were priceless. Just what I needed to see – something to giggle about. Thank you … I’ll never look at a pepper the same again.

  5. Jane Marie says

    February 28, 2008 at 6:03 am

    This is almost too embarassing to send through the e-mail let alone handle in the garden !! But it did give me a good laugh.

  6. Cait says

    February 28, 2008 at 9:41 am

    Wow, are these for real, or are they molds? Seriously wild what nature can do under ground.
    I love it.

  7. Andrea Bellamy says

    February 28, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    Cait and Paola – I’m pretty sure they’re not molds! Nature is twisted ;)

  8. Jenn says

    February 29, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    The peppers are hilarious.

    The radishes spooning have GOT to be a mold. Too much detail. Too accurate. My ability to suspend disbelief is shattered on that one.

    The one’s that amuse the most are the naturals. Is that, um, Eve’s *apple*? *snork*

  9. Aryd'ell says

    March 1, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    Thanks for a much-needed giggle!

  10. Parenting Guy says

    March 12, 2008 at 10:12 pm

    OMG, very funny. Is there a special way to grown an x-rated garden?

  11. Andrea Bellamy says

    March 18, 2008 at 10:18 am

    Parenting Guy – I love it! It could go beside a Poison Garden: http://www.heavypetal.test/archives/2005/09/dont_let_your_children_run_loo.html

  12. barrett says

    May 19, 2009 at 6:56 am

    wow these pics are so funny and like 1/100 chance of growing like that i think cosue i dont know anything about growing plants

  13. Lucie says

    August 26, 2010 at 4:19 am

    Great selection of mutant fruit and veg, I never tire of seeing them! :-)

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